"Star Wars The Force Awakens Theatrical Poster" by Source. Licensed under Fair use via Wikipedia.
First and only thoughts upon leaving the screening of this long-awaited instalment:
- it's a shameless, shameless remake of Star Wars IV;
- after twenty minutes of ads and trailers, I’m like, “Fuck you, Cinema Theatre Experience: I’ll fuckin’ wait”;
- upon hearing it's likely the first of another Star Wars trilogy, the Better Half said, “I love you but I'm not watching any more of this rubbish”;
- to the Canadian salesman who responded to a lukewarm review by wishing reviewer Andrew O’Hehir dead: fucking drop dead yourself, you motherfucking loser;
- I goddamned guarantee you that the final of this trilogy will be motherfuckin’ split into two parts.
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