The Walking Dead S03E08

It's NCEA time, so in that spirit here's some questions.

1.  In a world of extraordinary uncertainty where the dead reanimate, you have survived by being fast, ruthless and commonsensical.  You find yourself in a room surrounded by fish tanks filled with zombie heads.  There's a noise coming from a cupboard - the noises of someone or something inside.

You open the cupboard and a little child making gravelly grunty noises pops out with 1). a hood over its head, 2). its sweater turned into a straitjacket, and 3). a chain around its neck.

What is the first thing you do?

(a). Cut that motherfucker's head off.
(b). Pull the hood off.
(c). Ask the child, Where're your parents, yo?
(d). Remove the chain.

2.  Optional Question for Bonus Mark

You have just joined a ragged group of survivors.  There are six of you.  You are in hostile and unfamiliar territory.

One of your fellow survivors screams her head off at every goddamned fucking instance of zombie contact.

What do you do?

(a).  Have a quiet word with the screamer to SHUT THE FUCK UP because her screaming attracts attention.
(b).  Cut the screamer's tongue out.
(c).  Lose the screamer at the first opportunity.
(d).  Do nothing and hope for the best.